Lights, camera, action: I am incapable of purchasing a new car! I'd visited a competitor dealership and the salesperson escorted me towards the door! Sarcastically, he mentioned that I should get a full time job! Here comes the humiliation and embarrassment; I couldn't start my 2003 car! Thank goodness for Allstate insurance! Sometimes a buyer's circumstances can hinders a new purchase! The reason why I work as a part timer to supplement my oncology appointments! Next, my credit history is below average and too dicey, for approval! I'd cashed in my 401k to pay for living expenses while battling Vitamin C a.k.a. breast cancer! The IRS is threatening to garnish my paycheck, soon! And, my student loan is 10X my salary! Hence, I don't qualify for Illinois public assistance! Plus, I am breaths away from being a vagabond like my dad! In essence, a new 2018 Sonic (boom-boom) car would relieve my financial woes! Then, I could concentrate on my final portfolio! So, do I qualify for the boom-boom car?